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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
Sill alive...


The user Ean has written the following articles:

OBE Theta Binaural Noise Melody

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A question on Shade's universe

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Finally back. After some... setbacks.

Well, I guess this is it

On behalf of thegamerchair

Philosopher's Stone

A question on alchemy

A few things

Who is Winged Wolf?

Random story I wrote

Footnotes on Society

PSI Java app

Sometimes i wonder what is wrong with me

Imaginary Friend Idea

Events

Imaginary friend?

Is this FEMA?

And he blames it on Fate.

I hope we didn't break it.

*has a possible explanation for the dog*

Combat/Suprise attack Tech + a realization

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Opening your charkras?

Just a thought...

Sorry

The problem with public school

Today

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I Have a Dillemma.

Today, and a discovery

DO NOT OBEY

Hey look. The ceiling just expanded.

I found out something!

Strange dreams...

The world is on the balance

Today, a question, and a healing tech

I have reason to believe I'm being leeched.

I cant take this anymore.

'Enlightenment'.

Happy Birthday Merlin! And a word on some other stuff

ELF waves and how they affect the brain

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Ok, what the (beep) is going on here?!?

'PSI Band'

Mother/Earthbound Series Mystery

Astral Projecting(ish)

A little help here...

Is time manipulation a -kinesis?

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