Meditation for Computer Geeks

This article was written by fgopl on 2012-01-10 under Member Pages.

Okely-doke.

I myself am a computer geek, and I made a tech for computer geeks to meditate.

  1. Half Lotus (Or just Indian Style/ crisscross applesauce)
  2. See a user selection screen. Log on to "Mind".
  3. Close your eyes and imagine that there is a full windows desktop.
  4. "Right-click" those thoughts and delete them.
  5. Now right-click the taskbar and run Task Manager in MAXIMIZE.
  6. End every task and process.
  7. Finally close task manager.
  8. Now the desktop is clear.
  9. Either say a mantra, or imagine a word flashing across the screen.

 

I hope you like it.





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17 Comments:


By: Greenki77y - 2012-05-01 09:06:35      
Very good thanks :)
By: electroman - 2012-03-22 05:08:00      
also you can right click and refresh your mind....XD
By: speedcreature00 - 2012-01-14 12:39:20  + 1    
Really cute XD I love this! Haha Nice, fgopl! :)))))
By: GULLULV - 2012-01-14 11:53:52      
This is perfect!
By: Manuscript - 2012-01-14 05:21:40      
Ha Ha Ha!Never thought that there is this kind of way to meditate,
Very Creative!Very Creative.
I appreciate it.
By: jasonjk1 - 2012-01-11 21:49:56      
LOL my mind has a password! Hmm... Wonder what it is...
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Jk!
By: darkmagnet21 - 2012-01-11 17:37:15      
lol its nice
By: humantorch - 2012-01-11 15:23:50      
i have NEVER EVER read something as funny as this and if you actually stoped all processes then you would die be cause heart beat and breathing
By: jasonjk1 - 2012-01-11 12:19:35      
Warning: do not delete all processes and tasks in a real computer! You will break it.
By: newbie55 - 2012-01-11 08:47:21      
lol this made me laugh but i know it might work.
By: ShadowWalker - 2012-01-11 06:37:14      
I have to try this :D
By: electroknetic - 2012-01-11 06:02:37      
Awsome dude
By: geokinetic - 2012-01-11 05:32:31      
Thankyou!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY NEEDED THIS! I myself am the embodiement of all things nerdy. *Gives fgopl a cookie(Not the one on the computer either!)*
By: fascination - 2012-01-11 04:53:57      
O.O oh...


(i use i diffrent method) XDDD i sound so stupid
By: fgopl - 2012-01-11 04:48:25      
o.o
It's how to meditate.
By: fgopl - 2012-01-11 04:48:25      
o.o
It's how to meditate.
By: fascination - 2012-01-11 04:45:52      
is this technokinesis or is it random button clicking with eyes closed :S



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