Kinetic Energy Reduction (Im jumping off a cliff)

This article was written by shade000 on 2011-10-10 under Trash.

Good afternoon all.

I have a theory that you can use energy to reduce kinetic energy impact to zero.

I, fortunately live near two cliffs, that end in sand.

One is 38-40 feet, the other 125+.

My plan is to charge myself with energy, and jump straight off the shorter one.

At worst, I fail completely, and break some ribs. Big screaming deal, it wouldn't be the first time.

At best, I succeed, and escape with some bruises.

After refining my tech on the small one, I plan to jump straight off the big one. Why? To prove that with faith, anything is possible.

My question:

Does anyone here have tips on shielding against physical impact?

Please post, as I need all the help I can get.

Thanks!

-Shade

Et Ducit mundum Per Luce





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18 Comments:


By: Pyromancer      
UMADBRO, contacting the authorities would complicate everything, all our IP's could be traced, and the site could be suspended. We wouldn't want that now would we?
By: shade000  
Ok then whatever you say, Umad...i gues i wont then...
By: bbdeathspark      
Idiot... Idiot.. IDIOT. And to all you people encouraging him. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. Seriously? This is goddamned retarded.
By: UMADBRO  
Shade, as a mod, I feel it is only right that I contact some form of authority so that they may handle the situation.

What you plan to do is DOWN RIGHT STUPID.

Let me tell you a story of a little kid (your age), who thought he could do something the same way, like you are considering.

Good kid, had a life ahead of him, and he was young, like yourself. He also lived in a city. Well, like you, he thought he had powers that could prevent damage and that would decrease the speed at which he fell. One day, he goes to the 6th story of his building and he jumps off. You can only imagine what happened next- he died. His parents now had to deal with the loss of a child. All because he thought he could do something and he was encouraged.

As a mother myself, I urge you NOT to do this. It is COMPLETE stupidity. Think about the consequences and how much pain that would cause your parents. Either way, I'm contacting the authorities.
By: merlin      
I suggest you not only charge yourself with ki, but program it to absorb kinetic energy.
By: superk818      
Heh-Heh...
By: shade000  
LMFAO. thats a good one...
By: Ineedspecifics      
Lol! Shadow nice one
By: shadow0777      
Okay, for this time, good luck. If you succeed, that'll be one heck of a life story for your grandkids. "When I was a munchkin, I'd jump off cliffs..."
By: shade000  
Its amazing what one can achieve when one does not know ones limits.
I believe that if I am insane enough to jump off a cliff sans parachute, then I am insane enough to succeed.
We shall see.
By: shadow0777      
Well then, crisis averted.
By: Blackestnight      
So your family will think that you're insane...
By: Ineedspecifics      
How is he insane? He wants to push the limit.
By: shade000  
None of my family has any clue that I am a psionic.
By: shade000  
No one is going to watch me, shadow. Duh.
But if i fail, and break both legs or something similar, then the cliffs are ony two miles from my house, and i think i can crawl that far.
By: shadow0777      
Or worse, you put SPECTATORS in sponge boxes should you succeed!?
By: shadow0777      
What if you fail and they put you in a sponge box?
By: shadow0777      
you... are... INSANE!!!! But no, I don't know any impact-reducing shields yet.



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