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This article was written by shade000 on 2011-09-15 under Member Pages.
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OK guys, post the dumbest things you have ever done involving psionics.
Here's a few from yours truly.
1. Practicing aeroK on a roof. I made some wind, and got so excited my energy spiked, and the gust of wind blew me off the roof.
2. Practicing charging my hands with electroK, then answering the call of nature. (oweee).
3. Attracting hornets with entommoK.
4. Attracting fire ants with entomoK.
5. Best ever. I read a tech on how to make yourself weightless. It works...too well. I sucked myself ten meters into the air, then fell on my ass. I broke two ribs on that little escapade. GravitoK is dangerous.
Enjoy the laughs, and post some of your own.
-Shade
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23 Comments:
By: Fallen
one time I was mad....for some reason or another, and I was walking home from the skool, and I was trying hydro...there was a giant rain strom, then my textbooks got dreanched, and I had to pay 50$ and have dettention.
one time I was mad....for some reason or another, and I was walking home from the skool, and I was trying hydro...there was a giant rain strom, then my textbooks got dreanched, and I had to pay 50$ and have dettention.
By: dbzforever
One time I tried to clean the dishes with hydroK and let's say they were ice cold clean
One time I tried to clean the dishes with hydroK and let's say they were ice cold clean
By: cjmixmaster
Chi punch got redirected into my nuts just punching yourself in the nuts is not fun but chi punching oh god that puts a hole new spin on rofling
Chi punch got redirected into my nuts just punching yourself in the nuts is not fun but chi punching oh god that puts a hole new spin on rofling
By: Pyromaster
I tried using Necrokinesis on a cricket, but it must have gotten pissed off because it jumped on my face.
I tried using Necrokinesis on a cricket, but it must have gotten pissed off because it jumped on my face.
By: dbzforever
Once I was practicing electrokinesis and split the door and my baby brother was being annoying so so he opened the door I got mad and blasted him with air and he got up and giggled then he ran off but how did he take that much air? Hmmmmmmmm :'
Once I was practicing electrokinesis and split the door and my baby brother was being annoying so so he opened the door I got mad and blasted him with air and he got up and giggled then he ran off but how did he take that much air? Hmmmmmmmm :'
By: wingmaker07
all i can say is this... don't practice levitation while in a airplane bathroom and with lots of turbulence because its really scary and you will possibly hit your head REALLY HARD.
all i can say is this... don't practice levitation while in a airplane bathroom and with lots of turbulence because its really scary and you will possibly hit your head REALLY HARD.
By: shadow0777
Cyberkinesis on a little kid's elmo toy. It made a weird growl and had an interesting series of spasms while repeating "ELMO LOVES YOU!" The kid was then a fundamentalist Big Bird fan. XD
Cyberkinesis on a little kid's elmo toy. It made a weird growl and had an interesting series of spasms while repeating "ELMO LOVES YOU!" The kid was then a fundamentalist Big Bird fan. XD
By: darkdarren12
Hahahah, yeah. Good times, good times. I also tried aeroK while it was my younger bro's birthday party. Needless to say, children screw up my concentration and I accidentally cause cake to turn into a projectile weapon.
Hahahah, yeah. Good times, good times. I also tried aeroK while it was my younger bro's birthday party. Needless to say, children screw up my concentration and I accidentally cause cake to turn into a projectile weapon.
By: darkdarren12
I tried a dimming affect for umbraK and got really excited when it worked. It turned really bright and I went blind for an hour.
I tried a dimming affect for umbraK and got really excited when it worked. It turned really bright and I went blind for an hour.
By: geokinetic
tried to ap in the middle of the day. almost(still havent succeeded any tips?) did it, but i fell flat on my face. my excuse? my elbow slipped of my desk
tried to ap in the middle of the day. almost(still havent succeeded any tips?) did it, but i fell flat on my face. my excuse? my elbow slipped of my desk
By: dbzforever
I tried to combine electrokinesis wilth hydrokinesis well you get dry frizzy hair a lot a lot of steam and a BIG electric shock
I tried to combine electrokinesis wilth hydrokinesis well you get dry frizzy hair a lot a lot of steam and a BIG electric shock
By: nexrealm98
I successfully created a ball of ice... that flew from my hand straight into my crotch. I still don't know exactly what happened to cause that.
I successfully created a ball of ice... that flew from my hand straight into my crotch. I still don't know exactly what happened to cause that.
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