Empathic... Um, Nope, can't put this in the title...

This article was written by fgopl on 2011-10-31 under Member Pages.

Okely-doke. First things first, THIS THREAD IS ONLY A JOKE, SO DON'T BASH!

 

Anyway, I was just in chat, and talkin about how I felt vibrations in the heart chakra. Then, muff says it was my d**k that was vibrating. Sitara got pissed at him, while aero and I laughed away. Aero and muff were then playing perv group. So I asked why muff spoke about empathic sex, as I have never even heard of it. So, we start talking about various ways it could be accomplished. So then , my bud ZaklQ asks me to post a tech for it. So now, here we are. I have two POSSIBLE (once again, I am NOT a perv... Unlike the others.). ways to pull this off. All the hate should be shot at all of the following:

 

funkymuffin (muffinmansupreme)

ZaklQ

aerolicious

Sitara, as her disgust was what compelled us guys to develop this.

fgopl, for posting this.

 

Eh... Let us have a laugh for once. Also, to anybody who will actually do this, don't be ashamed to say so, because it is, theoretically, becuase meisofi was not there and we could not try this, another form of 'the process', like the oral form, and anal (really can't believe I actually fell for the dare to post this from Zak! XD).

 

First, you will need to know the simplest type of emotion links, as this is all you need here. Just open your heart chakra. Then make a tube of energy. Picture it with emoticons in it flying around. Ram it into your heart chakra. Ram the other end into your partner, and see more emoticons fly in. The link is established.

 

Now... The next part is sending those... Orgish emotions over. Now, how might you get these? One method would be to masturbate and send the orgy into the tube, but I may never try it likt this. The other way, which you may need to clean your history or use a secondary browser for is google. Search up... Certain images... When the 'feelings' start, drop them in the tube. The last way, which causes no guilt, is imaginatiion. Imagine beyonce or some other hot celeb in your mind engaging in the process with you. When the 'feelings' come, shoot them into the tube.

 

Though this thread is a joke, this IS a real tech. We need some female testers, though. Any takers? If not, the guys can't test, either.

 

No need to troll; rather, have a good laugh for once.

 

By 'the Guys of the Chat'

~O my addends! What the intercourse have we done here?~

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