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did you even readthat yourself?
By: notagh
Hi P.I.T! ........
By: notagh
People into Titties
By: notagh
" Thomas Wright was a Senator of the United States; who when not doing whatever the hell it is that Senators do, dressed in the manner of an exotic male prostitute to fight crime and Nazis as the amazing Black Condor. Yes, he was one of the many, many superheroes from around World War II who nobody remembers (or in this case, perhaps repressed the memory). What Went Wrong? Do please sit down, because this one is a doozy. Little Richard Grey was born in Mongolia during a scientific expedition his parents were members of. The expedition was attacked by bandits and everyone died except for baby Richard, who was later found and raised by condors. If huge carrion eating birds don't know how to raise a baby, then who does? Not bad for a bird that doesn't even live in Mongolia, or anywhere near Asia for that matter. By the way, did we mention that the condors taught him how to fly? Yes, apparently being raised by birds means you can slap aerodynamics in the face. If you were a comic book writer back in those days working for peanuts, you wouldn't give a rat's ass what you put on the page either. Richard was later found by an old hermit who taught him how to speak and sent him back to America, where Richard found his next conceptual victim: Democracy. Richard uncovered a plot to assassinate U.S. Senator Thomas Wright. Since Richard only has the power to fly and possibly also the power to eat rotten dead things, he tried to save the guy's life and failed miserably. But every murderous cloud has a silver lining. Richard stole Wright's identity and that's how a barely literate orphan raised by birds and a crazy old man in the desert became a senator. We understand that during World War II, America needed heroes, and you could say that even completely nonsensical and shitty heroes like the Black Condor were better than nothing. You could say that, but you'd be wrong. We don't think we're stepping out of line here when we say that a world ruled by the Fascists would probably have still been better than a world governed by undercover super-powered feral bird men. " -cracked.com
By: de'cos
sweet i got here while the argument is going on
By: psionintraining
why are you typing all this shit notagh?
By: notagh
hell, s3x is filtere.. heck ,just go the fuck to cracked.com!
By: psionintraining
like vergina....
By: psionintraining
lol my brother or sister went to school with a girl named vagina (she pronounced it vaj-ina)
By: notagh
"What It Means Now: A carnivorous plant that eats flies. The Dirty History: The botanists that named it saw the flytrap and realized it looked like a vagina, which is why they added Venus (The Greek goddess of love and sx) to its name. OK, on one hand, you can kind of see it. The plant is oval-shaped, has hair-like cilia, has a pink interior, and secretes mucilage, which is like plant lube, we guess. Then, you add in the fact that it probably has mashed-up bugs in it, and has huge spiky fucking teeth, and we have to wonder if this dude didn't have some woman issues in his life. Actually, the idea of a carnivorous snatch is not unique. Tales of fanged vaginas are so common in different cultures that they have a term for it (Vagina Dentata). They even made a movie about it. So between the orchid thing and this, we're thinking the botanists need to get out more. What else did those people name after their genitals?" -cracked.com
By: psionintraining
hey notagh, fuck you =p. and what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
By: de'cos
i think realy you element is the one you are drawn to,if you drawn to mre then one then you have 2 elemtents
By: notagh
" A type of flower. The Dirty History: At some point in history a botanist was looking at what is widely considered to be the most beautiful flower in existence when he noticed that the roots sort of looked like balls. It's unknown if he held the flower next to his crotch, pointed and laughed, but the observation stuck, and the plant was named for a ball-joke. The term orchid comes from the Greek, orkhis, which means testicle. This etymology of orchid makes the White Stripes lyrics, "You took a white orchid and turned it blue" make much, more sense. " -cracked.com
By: notagh
"The term comes from the Greek "Hystera," which means womb or ovary, which also gives us the term hysterectomy. Modern examples of hysteria are mostly riot related, but back in the Victorian era, it was considered a nervous condition for females, caused by their lady-parts. Which, like riots, was stopped with fucking fire hoses. That image shows the so-called "water massage" that was used to treat the condition. For women who didn't like being shot in the crotch with a jet of high-pressure water, the doctor could use his fingers to create the same mysterious effect, which they referred to as "hysterical paroxysm" before someone explained to them what an orgasm was." -cracked.com
By: notagh
It's sad really... Aw dumbass.. ". i'd have to say meditate on this one, silence your mind. ask yourself and you will be answered. " That dosent always work pit. And the whole elemental thing is supposed to be completly irrevelant (www.scroogle.com) unless you want to delve into magyk.
By: psionintraining
haha XD later.
By: Lolzay to PIT
Hmph...I have to leave now. Good luck with your argument and I might check back later. =P Bye!
By: psionintraining
yeah no problem.
By: Lolzay to PIT
Thanks!
By: psionintraining
hmm i'm not sure. for somerason i never really looked into that. and besides notaghs info only gives you 1 of the 4 main elements and none of the newer sub elements. i'd have to say meditate on this one, silence your mind. ask yourself and you will be answered.
By: Lolzay to PIT
Besides notagh's info, is there any tehcnique you recommend for finding out your element?
By: psionintraining
lol
By: Lolzay to PIT
Oh.................
By: psionintraining
on my most recent page. on notaghs advertisment page "a warning to all psions" umm the shoutbox,etc.
By: Lolzay to PIT
What was only on the comments page I read. Where was there ever more quarrel?
By: psionintraining
wow you actually took the time to read it all. or atleast whats on the comments page
By: Lolzay to PIT
Wow what?
By: psionintraining
haha wow lolzay
By: psionintraining
i have no idea, we've been arguing for several days now.
By: Lolzay to PIT
I've read everything. XD
By: Lolzay to PIT
How long has the two pages of argument been? It seems like hours....
By: psionintraining
ya.....
By: Lolzay
............ This is live, real-time comments.
By: psionintraining
i'd just do it through the logs, but he kinda locked them. OH! that's why he changed the shout box! we were in the logs using it to act as mods....
By: psionintraining
but yeah, i have his IP saved down, and my friend has a few programs we could use, but we aren't gonna (no worries joaquin)
By: psionintraining
haha actually now that i think of it, me and my friend could just hack it and do that like today if we wanted, but i fdon't want the admin to change the site again because we went through the logs, etc.
By: Lolzay
This argument is fucking hilarious. Keep it going.
By: notagh
and yes, mamagement is management, but you're just nut picking.
By: notagh
I meant, PIT, tat maybe it isn't so smart to go about (perhaps) planning (maybe) illigal activities. And PIt, someone needs to get a couple ML of syringe liquid ino you and give you a nice hospital bed in anger mamagement if you don't clam it you dumb-fuck-clit-face.
By: psionintraining
notagh. see the thing about hacking is that IT'S ILLEGAL, AND HACKERS DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
By: notagh
"and i think someone should hack the site and delete all the spam articles" I think that would be illegal
By: de'cos
and i think someone should hack the site and delete all the spam articles but even if it is copy/pasted it should be left and leave the thing with the new comers because that way one day we might be able to check on them.
By: de'cos to duke
your elements ice ( ? ) You should by a themometer and see how much you can affect it,cryo would be cul cause you'd never have to worry about your beer getting hot =]
By: psionintraining
notagh, ugh shut up.
By: notagh
Or so to say, no fucking duh.
By: notagh
Then you send out constructs designed to locate the energy sig.
By: psionintraining
no fucking duh, but i didn't recognize it.
By: notagh
I found a recent quote: "By: dequan to all the asshole shut the fuck up bitches you all can go fuck each other gay bitches we all know am the best here dick" I dont think he talks too much like me. I see no quotes, no logic, not even a brush with lucidity at all....
By: notagh
Umm.. not me, cause I was chatting with chain at the time. but you cant tell who scanned you? Hello, energy sigs?
By: psionintraining
sorry, i was still in curse at notagh mode, but really who the hell was that?
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