Comic Relief

This article was written by fgopl on 2011-12-02 under Member Pages.

Okely-doke. This site has been filled with kinda... Spite, mostly because of me.

Well, I have quite a few jokes to try and cheer everyone up.

 

1. Why are there so many chonga psions? Cause of all the assssstral projections.

2. How many psions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A lot, cause half have other reproductive methods. :3

3. What happened when the lesbian approached the failed biokinetic? A lot of jiggling... ;÷; pervy gerbil.

4. What did the man get from the mind reader? A blowjob.

5. So a biker is on a bridge riding. He sees a girl standing on the ledge. He says, 'what are you doing?' She says, 'I am going to kill myself.' So he seizes the moment and kisses her. When they finish, he asks why she wants to die. She finally says, 'my parents don't want me to dress up as a girl anymore.'

6. So a blonde thinks her bf is cheating on her. She buys a gun. She sneaks into her bf's house and opens the door. As expected, he is doing some redhead. So she decides there is no more point of living and points the gun to her head. The bf says, 'Don't do it!'. The blond replies, 'shut up, you're next.'

7. What happened when fgopl walked into a comic store? The owner pushed him out, he didn't like Naruto. (I like that joke)

8. So an escaped crook breaks into a house. The young couple inside can only cry and wail as he ties them up. As the crook ties up the wife, he licks her ear. The husband becomes deathly afraid. The crook then proceeds to kick them both into the bathroom as hostages. In the bathroom, the husband tries to calm his wife by saying, "Honey, we might die, but just know that I love you. By the way, why wa the crook licking your ear before?" The wife smiled and said, "Oh no. Don't be silly. He was whispering. He says he's gay and wants to have a good night in bed with you." At that moment, the husband fainted.

9. So a young boy searches up pictures of MILFs. He prints one out. The next day, he tells his perverted friend about his searches. The two begin a rather yuky convo. Finally, the boy pulls out the picture. His friend gets wide-eyed and says. "I see why my dad married my mom now."

 

 

I have to add more.

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