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Lactokinesis
This article was written by notagh on 2008-02-26 under -Kinesis.
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Lactokinesis is the ability to move milk and dairy products with the mind, similar to telekinesis. While this power is limited in its scope, a master of this ability can affect dairy at the molecular level. Uses include, but are not limited to: Launching streams of skim milk goodness at ultra-high velocities towards enemies Increasing the rate of fermentation within a dairy product, causing it to go off and possibly cause food poisoning if consumed Increasing the viscosity of yoghurt, and using it as a 'glue' to pin enemies to walls, floors, etc Creating a whirling torrent of milk around the user, acting as a protective barrier or for an evasive 'smokescreen' effect
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124 Comments:
By: MrSleep1980 - 2012-01-27 18:34:04
This is real! It's just telekinesis on dairy products. Anybody should understand this.
This is real! It's just telekinesis on dairy products. Anybody should understand this.
By: fascination
The good: Free ice cream! Expel the milk from woman's breasts in the street AT WILL!
The bad: You can't create milk, just control it. Pretty useless, huh?
The good: Free ice cream! Expel the milk from woman's breasts in the street AT WILL!
The bad: You can't create milk, just control it. Pretty useless, huh?
By: arron
WHO,,, IN ,,,, THE,,,,, HIGH HEAVENS WOULD WANT TO MANIPULATE MILK WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did anyone hear about this anyway
WHO,,, IN ,,,, THE,,,,, HIGH HEAVENS WOULD WANT TO MANIPULATE MILK WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did anyone hear about this anyway
By: fascination
mmhmhmm what a wonderful power yum i wold never have to pay full price for lactose free milk ever again XDDDDD
mmhmhmm what a wonderful power yum i wold never have to pay full price for lactose free milk ever again XDDDDD
By: syndrome
P.s. drakon sword if you say its all fake why dont you...oh whats the word? oh ya! LEAVE
P.s. drakon sword if you say its all fake why dont you...oh whats the word? oh ya! LEAVE
By: Ensse
"Lactokinesis"? Please...if anything, it's just a form of hydrokinesis in which you are manipulating the water in the milk. You could probably do the same with any water-based liquid.
"Lactokinesis"? Please...if anything, it's just a form of hydrokinesis in which you are manipulating the water in the milk. You could probably do the same with any water-based liquid.
By: iwannalearnkinesis
Can someone teach me hydrokinesis, cryokinesis, hydrocryokinesis or thermokinesis? email me at beckyskye123 at yahoo dot com if you can.
Can someone teach me hydrokinesis, cryokinesis, hydrocryokinesis or thermokinesis? email me at beckyskye123 at yahoo dot com if you can.
By: iwannalearnkinesis
Can someone teach me hydrokinesis, cryokinesis, hydrocryokinesis or thermokinesis? email me at beckyskye123 at yahoo dot com if you can.
Can someone teach me hydrokinesis, cryokinesis, hydrocryokinesis or thermokinesis? email me at beckyskye123 at yahoo dot com if you can.
By: Ryujiki
Thank you merlin.people love to her what this man saids
But out of all the kinesis this is sort of funny
Thank you merlin.people love to her what this man saids
But out of all the kinesis this is sort of funny
By: Psionic
I've been able to make milk float a little and i can use mlk to food poison people at school when i want
I've been able to make milk float a little and i can use mlk to food poison people at school when i want
By: Faerie_King
I don't get it. If the site was revamped, then why wasn't this one deleted?
I don't get it. If the site was revamped, then why wasn't this one deleted?
By: DrakonSword
This is all definitely fake, no one has ever even done anything mentioned above or in any other so-called 'kinesis'
Only figments of every delusional person's imagination
A big bunch of bologne
This is all definitely fake, no one has ever even done anything mentioned above or in any other so-called 'kinesis'
Only figments of every delusional person's imagination
A big bunch of bologne
By: atomicsam
By: powerfulkinetic7
this website has real kinesis and fake this one is fake. u can just move dairy products with telekinesis. even though this kinesis is dumb as shit and it is probably fake, if you were using real telekinesis you wouldnt be able to affect these products molecularly, no offense but read the article first. thanks :}
By: powerfulkinetic7
this website has real kinesis and fake this one is fake. u can just move dairy products with telekinesis. even though this kinesis is dumb as shit and it is probably fake, if you were using real telekinesis you wouldnt be able to affect these products molecularly, no offense but read the article first. thanks :}
By: worldkinetic
i will rule the world with my evil milk! all lactose intolerents will fear me! no offense any one.
i will rule the world with my evil milk! all lactose intolerents will fear me! no offense any one.
By: powerfulkinetic7
this website has real kinesis and fake this one is fake. u can just move dairy products with telekinesis.
this website has real kinesis and fake this one is fake. u can just move dairy products with telekinesis.
By: psychicseth
ooohhhhhh, beware my lactokinesis! omg this is the dumbest power i have heard of, y would u do this
ooohhhhhh, beware my lactokinesis! omg this is the dumbest power i have heard of, y would u do this
By: kylakunn
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL DUDE MOVE MILK FUNNY AS
HELL IM CRYING LAUGHING OVER HERE IF U WANT
TO MOVE MILK LEARN TELEKINESIS.LACTOKINESIS THAT A FUNNY WORD LOL LOL LOL LOL IMA BE LAUGHING IN MY SLEEP NOW CAUSE OF THIS.GOOD ONE MAN
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL DUDE MOVE MILK FUNNY AS
HELL IM CRYING LAUGHING OVER HERE IF U WANT
TO MOVE MILK LEARN TELEKINESIS.LACTOKINESIS THAT A FUNNY WORD LOL LOL LOL LOL IMA BE LAUGHING IN MY SLEEP NOW CAUSE OF THIS.GOOD ONE MAN
By: thethirdeye
Well... this may seem stupid of me to say but if you had lactokinesis and some one was drinking milk near you, could you use it to smash the glass that is carrying the milk and cut the person drinking it? Just out of curiousity...
Well... this may seem stupid of me to say but if you had lactokinesis and some one was drinking milk near you, could you use it to smash the glass that is carrying the milk and cut the person drinking it? Just out of curiousity...
By: hahaha
I m just naturally stupid so sorry that I m really a horny guy who has natural mental. Problems so many problems
I m just naturally stupid so sorry that I m really a horny guy who has natural mental. Problems so many problems
By: Rofl
another article made me laugh.
another article made me laugh.
By: Prognosis...survival is doubtful
control over milk huh......... you can finish that thought on your way to your therapy session
control over milk huh......... you can finish that thought on your way to your therapy session
By: hahaha
milk my breast u asshole!
milk my breast u asshole!
By: awakened
wtf is the purpose of this?
wtf is the purpose of this?
By: Bane
Seriously far fetched.
Seriously far fetched.
By: hehehe
i am super cow FEAR MY LACTOKINESIS.ooooohh yogurt is fearce
i am super cow FEAR MY LACTOKINESIS.ooooohh yogurt is fearce
By: aeromaster
LMFAO lactokinesis, so stupid, hopefully they people never believe this shit! this guy drunk too much milk before wrote this article!
LMFAO lactokinesis, so stupid, hopefully they people never believe this shit! this guy drunk too much milk before wrote this article!
By: moon
huh. lactokinesis
huh. lactokinesis
By: Nick
lmfao STUPID NICKS!!! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY NICK MUAHAHAHAA
lmfao STUPID NICKS!!! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY NICK MUAHAHAHAA
By: NICK
HEY IMPOTSER GO FUCK YOURSELF
HEY IMPOTSER GO FUCK YOURSELF
By: kinesissearcher
got milk???
got milk???
By: Thor
Aries is right.
Aries is right.
By: Aries
This "lactokinesis" seems kind of useless.
This "lactokinesis" seems kind of useless.
By: Leo120
this is just telekinesis (or hydro maybe)
to milk -.-
No need to put it a name
this is just telekinesis (or hydro maybe)
to milk -.-
No need to put it a name
By: shawn the water mater
*sighs* its shit like this that make all psi powers look fakeing and cuzz of this crap im starting to wonder if hydrokinessi is real -_- who is the dumbass who keep posting stuff like this
*sighs* its shit like this that make all psi powers look fakeing and cuzz of this crap im starting to wonder if hydrokinessi is real -_- who is the dumbass who keep posting stuff like this
By: K_I_T
WTF is Lactokinesis???
WTF is Lactokinesis???
By: Shyler
This, is hilarious. lol. It's hydro on milk products. this is the kind of thing that will make people think we are all a huge joke. yeesh.
This, is hilarious. lol. It's hydro on milk products. this is the kind of thing that will make people think we are all a huge joke. yeesh.
By: dgtbd
he ment wepons i think
he ment wepons i think
By: jffbvf
lol milk wepens-tasty but deadly!
lol milk wepens-tasty but deadly!
By: Jay
oops forgot to say email is kord1234@yahoo.com
oops forgot to say email is kord1234@yahoo.com
By: Jay
Hahahahahaha yoghurt dairier(barrier) and a gun of ultimate milky death sounds funny as ehll but could be usefull. Hmm BTW I need some help I have tried for a while now but cannot feel the psi energy in my body.(about a month really)
Hahahahahaha yoghurt dairier(barrier) and a gun of ultimate milky death sounds funny as ehll but could be usefull. Hmm BTW I need some help I have tried for a while now but cannot feel the psi energy in my body.(about a month really)
By: fourty-two
rofl!!!!!
rofl!!!!!
By: Chaoskinetic
Umm... this is just telekinesis on dairy products.
Umm... this is just telekinesis on dairy products.
By: This is real!
Lactokinesis is actually getting milk from cows from 80000 miles waway. i know cause I was born with it, I had been born with milk all over my obdy.
Lactokinesis is actually getting milk from cows from 80000 miles waway. i know cause I was born with it, I had been born with milk all over my obdy.
By: Elemental
Has milk ever been an element or even something man would want to control. In other words lactokinesis is the ability for you to shutup and stop changing articles.
Has milk ever been an element or even something man would want to control. In other words lactokinesis is the ability for you to shutup and stop changing articles.
By: duke
.......*gigle..... *he.....*ha ha...*ha ha ha ha.....* cracking up on floor im sorry i cant help myself
.......*gigle..... *he.....*ha ha...*ha ha ha ha.....* cracking up on floor im sorry i cant help myself
By: psionintraining
once you're good enough at lacto, you can learn Bovinokinesis. yes this is the real psionintraining.
once you're good enough at lacto, you can learn Bovinokinesis. yes this is the real psionintraining.
By: unknown_presence
however, metakinesis is a combo of geo and magno.
however, metakinesis is a combo of geo and magno.
By: unknown_presence
exactly. and halokinesis is just geo. all these are just branches of ability.
exactly. and halokinesis is just geo. all these are just branches of ability.
By: Imposter Daniel
Lacto is just hydro.
Lacto is just hydro.
By: T_T
whoever is pathetic enough to change this to lactokinesis is a fag. lactokinesis does not exist!! someone needs to delete this article.
whoever is pathetic enough to change this to lactokinesis is a fag. lactokinesis does not exist!! someone needs to delete this article.
By: Electrokinesis
So whats the password for the chatzy account?
So whats the password for the chatzy account?
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